The Casanova Incident.....

Giacomo Girolamo Casanova de Seingalt (April 2, 1725 – June 4, 1798) was a Venetian adventurer and author. His main book Histoire de ma vie (Story of My Life), part autobiography and part memoir, is regarded as one of the most authentic sources of the customs and norms of European social life during the 18th century.
So famous a womanizer was he that his name remains synonymous with the art of seduction and he is sometimes called "the world's greatest lover".

Ya well thats from Wikipedia......and before you get any misconception....let me clarify a couple of things.......
I, Abin Biswas; am not a WOMANISER!!!!! i mean come on im mirror cracking material....im a walking talking threat to a Saint Gobain glass showroom....LITERALLY. Neither do i have an attitude which is generally common amongst the "kind" of ppl. whom we sooo lovingly mark as WOMANISERS or CASANOVAS(good going giacamo!!!!!you intellectual, adventuruos brat......). Seriously ask anyone who knows me and theyll probably use adjectives as funny, intelligent, weird, whacky.....to name a few and not SEDUCTOR, WOMANISER or even CHICK MAGNET!!!!!


Ok sorry for scaring you with that para......its a long story actually. And whenever i think of it i get PISSED off. Like i said in my previous post, im studying in SRM University Chennai. Its not a bad place but we got certain conventional beliefs running around which are actually quite irritating!!!!!!! And poor innocent me(no pun intended!!!!) actually became a VICTIM of the whacky vibes there. It so happens that I like to talk to ppl......of any sex, caste, creed and trust me ppl enjoy having convertsations with me too!!!!! I mean i cant help it if im a friendly guy and not a big snob or a bully(which is actually the first impression ppl get of me, wherever i go!!). So there i was after the first week of college chatting with some of my female classmates.....when suddenly i look arond and i notice all the other guys of my class showing me a big THUMBS UP!!! I kinda got confused and talked to these blokes after class.....well the first thing they told me was:-"Wah bhai, delhi vale bade tez hote hain....itni jaldi ladki bhi pata li. thodi humai bhi madat karde laundiyabazi karne mein!!". It took me a couple of seconds to understand what he was saying after which i was DUMBSTRUCK. It was as if i had been struck by a freakin bolt of lightning.....I was being called a laundiyabaaz, a WOMANISER......Never through my 11 years in a boys school, and 2 years in a co-ed had such an insult(well ya i guess womanisers are assholes!!!!) been hurled at me. All i could think was "oh man, oh man...I hope the chick i was talking too didnt think the same way".....and I was soo scared coz the word spreads fast over there...............VERY VERY FAST!!!!!! And well it did....next thing i know my roomie comes into the room....at a very bad time(i was tryin to make heads and tails of the civil engg. course) and he tells me....DUDE youve been hooked up with two chicks....AND I JUST FELL OFF MY BED!!!! Literally....................
So the next day one of the girls im supposedly hooked up too asked me whether i was hooked up to another person C, whom i apparently eye around a lot in class!!!!!!!!! Gosh 24 hours and i just went from mr. nice guy too FEMALE FLYTRAP...... I clarified that i wasnt interested in anyone....and i told her about the rumor according to which both of us wewe hooked up...AND ALL SHE DID WAS SMILE......ummm im still pretty confused about what that meant...........

What im trying to say is that in my college it so happens that once youre seen talking to or hanging out with any member of the opposite sex...its taken for granted that you two are going out....EVEN if youre talking to your cousin or BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!
GOSH that just makes me sick...........................

A couple of days later i was sitting in my class doing mathematics when suddenly every guy around me started singing the lines from "mera pehla pehla pyar"....i looked around and i saw a girl i know come in, and talk to the maths teacher......wow all i could do at that moment was just stare out the window(which is just next to my seat..mind you) while the entire class....guys and girls both chuckled to their hearts glory and looked at me.......

Im the kinda guy who hates violence and confusion....so like a lamb sitting at the butchers table i kept mum and didnt pay any attention to all the crappy rumors about me and my "CASANOVAISH" personality...............
The fact of the matter is that ppl are so VELA that they dont know how to mind their own buisness and just try to make a fool of themselves by interfering in everyone elses private matters......and creating unecessary FAKE rumors. I mean come on would any sane, intelligent person give a shit about whom im talkin or hangin out with. I might be dating a stupidplant for crying out loud....DOES IT MATTER!!!!! I guess my fellow "SRMites" really need to grow up.....I really wonder whether ppl over there realise the seriousness of a relationship or does everyone have an "OK LETS HOOK THESE 2 PPL UP, JUST FOR GAGS!!!!"


Oh for the record as of December 2008, Abin "Casanova" Biswas has been linked up with 5 girls, and 2 guys. Well there you have it im a phenomenon according to these ppl. And if you havent noticed they even questioned my sexuality.....calling me "BI"..............LOSERS!!!!

Anyways at the end of the day its actually quite hillarious and since its been happening for the last 4 months ive kinda gotten used to ppl giving me the stares...and talking behind my back.............WOW and i thought i was weird!!!!!!!!



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BACK IN BLACK!!!!

Back in black

I hit the sack

I've been too long I'm glad to be back

Yes, I'm let loose From the noose

That's kept me hanging about

I've been looking at the sky

'Cause it's gettin' me high

Forget the hearst 'cause I never die

I got nine lives

Cat's eyes

Abusin' every one of them and running wild.....

Ya you guessed it, im back and before im sued with plagarism charges let me clarify that the above lyrics are by the band AC/DC from their legendary alum;-"Back in Black". Im using the lyrics coz it sums up the past few months of my life in a nice 10 line paragraph. "Change is necessary" ya and there have been a couple of them in my life as well which id like to share on this piece of crap website which has not bee updated for centuries(since june to be precise!!).......Anyways first thing first, im in college!!!!!!!! well not exactly college, coz my college is more like school....SERIOUSLY!!!! Im studying in SRM University, Chennai(ok ppl in the north might not have heard about it; or maybe they have!!!!). And over there life is pretty darn regimented.....i envy you guys at DU or any other "liberal" college....YOU hAVE NOOOOO IDEA about how the freedom to do whatever you want is curbed in the south......Not that i dont have any freedom, but considering my college boasts about having....ahem "International Standards"...we dont really get our share of the bargain. And seriously, from what ive heard SRM is one of the more liberal colleges in the south.....WOW. Anyways every college has its own share of problems i guess......YOU GOTTA LIVE WITH IT.....RIGHT.No point being a CRY-BABY. THeres obviously the good parts of our college.....like the SPRAWLING campus, and the AWESOME infratructure(at least as far as my dept. BIOTECH. is concerned), the food courts, some of the teachers and the EXTRAORDINARY feeling of living in a 10 floor hostel, 1760 km from home; with a complete bunch of strangers.....heck everybody should go to hostel AT LEAST ONCE!!!!!!!!!!

Anyways enough about college........about me now.

Well for those of you who have seen me physically, i guess ive become LEANER AND MEANER.....dont know about the last part but definitely LEANER.....will you believe i had to make two extra holes in a belt ive been using for a year and an additional third one.......which happened recently and involved a hillarious involvement of a pair of scissors,a nice italian leather belt, my CRAZY roomie and someone who just dropped two inches of baby fat....ME!!!!!! My fantastic little immature goatee has been transformed into an overgrown hedge of dirty facial hair(there goes my chance to impress the ladies....DAMN!!!!). Anyways considerin a friend of my mine stayed food less for 13 days.....im AS STRONG AS SUPERMAN......No foods a real pain in the butt over there....coz well the mess food SUCKS.........imagine being fed to delhis famous "10 rs. ki chhole bature" and then imagine a cheap copy of that with an overdose of spice and an underdose of spice......BLECH. And that my friends is the nice sunday breakfast we get.....On other days im not able to figure out whether im having a carrot or capsicum....SERIOUSLY!!!! No offensew to the SRM Hostel ppl. but we definitely are not getting what we paid for and ya we paid QUITE a bit.........ANyways "F" it. Ive apparently become more mature and funnier according to my parents.......WONDER how both of these happen simultaneously!!!!!!! My music interests have also changed quite a bit.......ive metamorphised from the punk who was a gren day and good charlotte freak....to the guy whose Ipod contains everything from GROOVE mETAL to alternative, GRUNGE to HARD rock, PUNK to CLASSIc.....gotta thank my friend tushar for that.......i mean i never thought that id become an AC/DC or a MUDVAYNE fan. Anyways......its nice and i missed out quite a bit of old songs which im experiencing now.................

OH the most important thing.....I finally got a nice little group of friends.............and trust me in a place where youre surrounded by addicts of all shapes, sizes and kinds it helps to have a nice bunch of guys and gals to talk or hang out with!!!!!!!!!!!! Thanks a lot dudes and dudettes....id not like to name em now coz i plan to put out an entire post about these COOOOL ppl.........I mean we are not a syndicate or something but we can definitely kick someintellectual ASS!!!!!!!

Anyways more in my next post whichll make you fall off your nice little computer office chairs, for sure....ive even thought of the title:-"The Cassanova Incident" and i bet andy and a few ppl know what its all about.................

Thanks to all those ppl who have read my blog.................

"For every beginning there is an end, and for every end there is a NEW beginning....."

-the weird old "ORACLE" lady in the matrix

au revoir free ppl. of the internet

VERY VERY CHEESY, TRUST ME I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!

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