The Casanova Incident.....

Giacomo Girolamo Casanova de Seingalt (April 2, 1725 – June 4, 1798) was a Venetian adventurer and author. His main book Histoire de ma vie (Story of My Life), part autobiography and part memoir, is regarded as one of the most authentic sources of the customs and norms of European social life during the 18th century.
So famous a womanizer was he that his name remains synonymous with the art of seduction and he is sometimes called "the world's greatest lover".

Ya well thats from Wikipedia......and before you get any misconception....let me clarify a couple of things.......
I, Abin Biswas; am not a WOMANISER!!!!! i mean come on im mirror cracking material....im a walking talking threat to a Saint Gobain glass showroom....LITERALLY. Neither do i have an attitude which is generally common amongst the "kind" of ppl. whom we sooo lovingly mark as WOMANISERS or CASANOVAS(good going giacamo!!!!!you intellectual, adventuruos brat......). Seriously ask anyone who knows me and theyll probably use adjectives as funny, intelligent, weird, whacky.....to name a few and not SEDUCTOR, WOMANISER or even CHICK MAGNET!!!!!


Ok sorry for scaring you with that para......its a long story actually. And whenever i think of it i get PISSED off. Like i said in my previous post, im studying in SRM University Chennai. Its not a bad place but we got certain conventional beliefs running around which are actually quite irritating!!!!!!! And poor innocent me(no pun intended!!!!) actually became a VICTIM of the whacky vibes there. It so happens that I like to talk to ppl......of any sex, caste, creed and trust me ppl enjoy having convertsations with me too!!!!! I mean i cant help it if im a friendly guy and not a big snob or a bully(which is actually the first impression ppl get of me, wherever i go!!). So there i was after the first week of college chatting with some of my female classmates.....when suddenly i look arond and i notice all the other guys of my class showing me a big THUMBS UP!!! I kinda got confused and talked to these blokes after class.....well the first thing they told me was:-"Wah bhai, delhi vale bade tez hote hain....itni jaldi ladki bhi pata li. thodi humai bhi madat karde laundiyabazi karne mein!!". It took me a couple of seconds to understand what he was saying after which i was DUMBSTRUCK. It was as if i had been struck by a freakin bolt of lightning.....I was being called a laundiyabaaz, a WOMANISER......Never through my 11 years in a boys school, and 2 years in a co-ed had such an insult(well ya i guess womanisers are assholes!!!!) been hurled at me. All i could think was "oh man, oh man...I hope the chick i was talking too didnt think the same way".....and I was soo scared coz the word spreads fast over there...............VERY VERY FAST!!!!!! And well it did....next thing i know my roomie comes into the room....at a very bad time(i was tryin to make heads and tails of the civil engg. course) and he tells me....DUDE youve been hooked up with two chicks....AND I JUST FELL OFF MY BED!!!! Literally....................
So the next day one of the girls im supposedly hooked up too asked me whether i was hooked up to another person C, whom i apparently eye around a lot in class!!!!!!!!! Gosh 24 hours and i just went from mr. nice guy too FEMALE FLYTRAP...... I clarified that i wasnt interested in anyone....and i told her about the rumor according to which both of us wewe hooked up...AND ALL SHE DID WAS SMILE......ummm im still pretty confused about what that meant...........

What im trying to say is that in my college it so happens that once youre seen talking to or hanging out with any member of the opposite sex...its taken for granted that you two are going out....EVEN if youre talking to your cousin or BEST FRIEND!!!!!!!!!!
GOSH that just makes me sick...........................

A couple of days later i was sitting in my class doing mathematics when suddenly every guy around me started singing the lines from "mera pehla pehla pyar"....i looked around and i saw a girl i know come in, and talk to the maths teacher......wow all i could do at that moment was just stare out the window(which is just next to my seat..mind you) while the entire class....guys and girls both chuckled to their hearts glory and looked at me.......

Im the kinda guy who hates violence and confusion....so like a lamb sitting at the butchers table i kept mum and didnt pay any attention to all the crappy rumors about me and my "CASANOVAISH" personality...............
The fact of the matter is that ppl are so VELA that they dont know how to mind their own buisness and just try to make a fool of themselves by interfering in everyone elses private matters......and creating unecessary FAKE rumors. I mean come on would any sane, intelligent person give a shit about whom im talkin or hangin out with. I might be dating a stupidplant for crying out loud....DOES IT MATTER!!!!! I guess my fellow "SRMites" really need to grow up.....I really wonder whether ppl over there realise the seriousness of a relationship or does everyone have an "OK LETS HOOK THESE 2 PPL UP, JUST FOR GAGS!!!!"


Oh for the record as of December 2008, Abin "Casanova" Biswas has been linked up with 5 girls, and 2 guys. Well there you have it im a phenomenon according to these ppl. And if you havent noticed they even questioned my sexuality.....calling me "BI"..............LOSERS!!!!

Anyways at the end of the day its actually quite hillarious and since its been happening for the last 4 months ive kinda gotten used to ppl giving me the stares...and talking behind my back.............WOW and i thought i was weird!!!!!!!!



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OH WHAT THE F*%K!!!!




P.s. I AM NOT A WOMANISER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!